Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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