You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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