you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I would fuck him just for his dog
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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