There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wat bout pragnant strippers??
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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