none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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