This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
