But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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