like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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