i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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