Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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