so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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