people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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