so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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