do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This is my gift to your gina
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
