DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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