she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
