it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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