Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he thought i was a dude.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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