jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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