This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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