he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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