I wish i was in the wii world.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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