any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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