I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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