I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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