i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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