its not stalking. its research.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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