am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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