Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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