so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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