fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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