So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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