Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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