i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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