my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she looked like the before picture.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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