i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
