im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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