Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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