What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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