Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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