I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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