please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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