He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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