Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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