So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just invented taco cereal.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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