i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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