I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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