dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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