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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she peed on how many people?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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