i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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