Your dad touched me again.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Randomize
